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Post by KGB Saints on Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:20 pm

We need jokes post them here jokes about jokes just post them jokes!!!
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Post by KGB GunNn4d3 on Sat Jul 18, 2009 8:00 pm

Hmm, don't have any on my mind right now...

Been meaning to get on KZL...

Lately I've been busy during the day and not in the mood to play video games at night.
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Post by KGB Saints on Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:49 pm

lame joke LC

what the difference between a light bulb and pregnant woman?
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Post by KGB GunNn4d3 on Thu Jul 30, 2009 2:45 pm

KGB Saints wrote:lame joke LC

what the difference between a light bulb and pregnant woman?

I sense sarcasm, as that wasn't a joke saints...

^ the difference is huge. I don't know the answer to that joke...
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Post by KGB Saints on Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:32 pm

you cant unscrew a pregnant woman
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Post by KGB GunNn4d3 on Sat Aug 01, 2009 10:13 pm

KGB Saints wrote:you cant unscrew a pregnant woman

Not Bad, not bad.

Ok, but can you finish this phrase

"Nothing runs like a H_ _o

We should do that, create a hangman thread.


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Post by KGB Saints on Sun Aug 02, 2009 8:04 am

idk is it horse?
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Post by KGB GunNn4d3 on Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:37 pm

KGB Saints wrote:idk is it horse?

"Buzzer Sounds"

LOL, Nope. The phrase is actually from the John Deere motto

"Nothing Runs like a Deere"

The Phrase is...

"Nothing Runs like a Homo"

Besides that I don't have much else. no jokes ATM.
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Post by KGB Saints on Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:38 am

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Post by KGB GunNn4d3 on Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:12 pm

KGB Saints wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road?

I think I've heard a million answers to this.

IDK...

BTW I've posted a new thread in the "All clan related business" thread about recruiting. Check it out...we need to start recruiting. IDK what raptor is up to right now, but we sure could use him.
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Post by KGB Saints on Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:17 pm

sweet and the answer is to get to the other side
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Post by KGB GunNn4d3 on Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:34 pm

KGB Saints wrote:sweet and the answer is to get to the other side

Yeah I thought that's what it might be...
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Post by KGB Saints on Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:25 pm

how did the steelers get the super bowl trophy?
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Post by KGB-raptor on Sun Aug 16, 2009 1:06 am

Let me guess they steel it.
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Post by KGB-raptor on Sun Aug 16, 2009 1:11 am

Heres a joke I know you guys will be talking about at school, IF Quiz's are Quizical, what are Test.
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Post by KGB GunNn4d3 on Sun Aug 16, 2009 1:21 am

KGB-raptor wrote:Heres a joke I know you guys will be talking about at school, IF Quiz's are Quizical, what are Test.

Then test must be, LMAO, Testicular?

LMAO sounds like something larry the cable guy would say.
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Post by KGB-raptor on Sun Aug 16, 2009 1:30 am

Heres a joke that might be lame, but its a joke. IF Seagals go to the sea, wut do u call them when they go to the bay?
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Post by KGB Saints on Sun Aug 16, 2009 3:04 pm

KGB-raptor wrote:Heres a joke that might be lame, but its a joke. IF Seagals go to the sea, wut do u call them when they go to the bay?

"lmao they are bagels now im hungry"

Uh oh, someone has salvaged your food supply, better find food soon or you'll get sick and then you won't wanna eat!

"What Now?" LMAO
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Post by KGB-raptor on Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:08 am

A black woman, a Redneck, a gay guy, a lesbian, a parapligic, an eskimo woman, an irish guy, a house, a skeleton, a muslim cleric, a buddist, a frog, Osama bin laden, Saddom Hussein, George W. Bush, Dick cheney, Rummy walk into a bar. What does the bartender say???
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Post by KGB Saints on Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:36 am

this isnt a cultral fair
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